The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life (Roman Garstang Disasters) (Paperback) by Lowery Mark
A jam-fuelled week of disaster is set in motion by a single doughnut
Roman Garstang is obsessed with food - particularly Squidgy Splodge raspberry-jam doughnuts - but he is about to learn that things are not always as sugar-coated as they might seem. Because of his Monday-morning jam doughnut Roman's week takes a very sticky turn ...By Friday Roman has been banned from eating for 24hrs narrowly avoided a faceful of warm toddler-wee accidentally shoplifted been given a lift in a getaway van styled his teacher's guinea pig with a blue mohawk started an OAP riot ...and still barely managed to scoff a crumb - or lick - of a single doughnut. Who knew jam could be so deadly?